COTE BRASSERIE Charlotte Street, London

|| APR ’17 || OVERALL RATING: 3.5/5 WHAT WE REALLY CARE ABOUT (WELL WHAT I DO ANYWAY)…. PORTION SIZE:: 3.5/5 QUALITY OF FOOD:: 3.5/5 VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY:: 3.5/5 VIBE:: ? | ? ?: £21 Pleasantly surprised – why post bread you say? Because it was ? and that butter….yum. The prawn gratinée was ooookay…

THE GATE PUB Arkley, London

|| MAR ’17 || OVERALL RATING: 3.5/5 WHAT WE REALLY CARE ABOUT (WELL WHAT I DO ANYWAY)…. PORTION SIZE:: 4/5 QUALITY OF FOOD:: 3.5/5 VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY:: 3.5/5 VIBE:: ?? | ?‍?‍? ?: £20 Anyone that knows me, knows how much I love a good fish and chips and how much I hate a…

THE ORANGE TREE Totteridge, London

|| AUG ’17 || OVERALL RATING: 4/5 WHAT WE REALLY CARE ABOUT (WELL WHAT I DO ANYWAY)…. PORTION SIZE:: 3.5/5 QUALITY OF FOOD:: 4.5/5 VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY:: 4/5 VIBE:: ? | ? ?: £22 Love it here! Been a couple of times now but went last week with the girls on a decently sunny day…

JACK’S Queen’s Park, London

|| AUG ’17 || OVERALL RATING: 4/5 WHAT WE REALLY CARE ABOUT (WELL WHAT I DO ANYWAY)…. PORTION SIZE:: 5/5 QUALITY OF FOOD:: 4/5 VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY:: 4/5 VIBE:: ??? | ? ?: £20 Many of my friends and family had told me about this cafe which was great for breakfast. What I had…

CARLUCCIO’S Brent Cross Shopping Centre, London

|| JUL ’17 || OVERALL RATING: 1.5/5 WHAT WE REALLY CARE ABOUT (WELL WHAT I DO ANYWAY)…. PORTION SIZE:: 2.5/5 QUALITY OF FOOD:: 1.5/5 VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY:: 2/5 VIBE:: ??? | ? ?: £27 Just a spot for mid-shopping lunch at best – helps the fact that this branch is based inside of Fenwick’s….

TURTLE BAY Dalston, London (branch now closed)

|| DEC ’16 || OVERALL RATING: 2/5 WHAT WE REALLY CARE ABOUT (WELL WHAT I DO ANYWAY)…. PORTION SIZE:: 3/5 QUALITY OF FOOD:: 2/5 VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY:: 2.5/5 VIBE:: ??? | ? ?: £18.50 I had heard of this “Caribbean” franchise and had not heard great things at all but still thought to give…

STICKY WINGS Brick Lane, London

|| DEC ’16 || OVERALL RATING: 3.5/5 WHAT WE REALLY CARE ABOUT (WELL WHAT I DO ANYWAY)…. PORTION SIZE:: 4/5 QUALITY OF FOOD:: 3.5/5 VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY:: 4/5 VIBE:: ??? ?: £10 Nice little wing stop in Brick Lane – been here twice now. One thing I must say is the customer service here…

BERBER & Q Haggerston, London

|| JUL ’17 || OVERALL RATING: 4/5 WHAT WE REALLY CARE ABOUT (WELL WHAT I DO ANYWAY)…. PORTION SIZE:: 4.5/5 QUALITY OF FOOD:: 4.5/5 VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY:: 4/5 VIBE:: ? ||?? ?: £36/person   Ohhh how I loved Berber & Q! My kind of place! Firstly going on a Tuesday may have helped but it…

MEAT & SHAKE Watford, Hertfordshire

|| DEC ’16 || OVERALL RATING: 2/5 WHAT WE REALLY CARE ABOUT (WELL WHAT I DO ANYWAY)…. PORTION SIZE:: 3/5 QUALITY OF FOOD:: 2/5 VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY:: 2.5/5 VIBE:: ?‍?‍?‍? ||??? ?: £23.70 Meat & Shake is your bog standard burger/ribs/sub-par steak spot with chicken options but has a variety of Hot Dog dishes too….

DISHOOM Shoreditch, London

|| NOV ’16 || OVERALL RATING: 4/5 WHAT WE REALLY CARE ABOUT (WELL WHAT I DO ANYWAY)…. PORTION SIZE:: 3/5 QUALITY OF FOOD:: 4/5 VALUE FOR YOUR MONEY:: 3.5/5 AMBIENCE/EXPERIENCE: 4/5 VIBE:: ? ||??? ?: £33   Dishoom! What some argue is the most authentic Indian in London. I may have rated it a 4 out 5…